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July 21, 1999
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From:      < robert.d.walker@it.pwcglobal.com >
Date:      Wed Jul 21 11:13:14 1999
Subject:   Fabulous Farewell Party


 FAREWELL HASH & PARTY AT R.A.'s NEW HOUSE!!

 No, unfortunately Fabulous is not leaving us, but in a flash of joy and
 excitement at the thought that Ron Soriano, (alias "Horizontal Parking" alias
 "Sparky" alias "Last Remaining Superpower") is finally going, the RMBH3
 Religious Advisor has invited all Milan Hashers to a Hash followed by a Party
 at his new house!

 Hashers with long memories will remember that the last time Fabulous did this
 was the famous "Wedding Party" when his Bride to Be failed to appear and the
 hash was obliged to purchase a substitute on a street corner at short notice
 to save embarrassment.  (Where is Lola now???)

 LOCATION, DATE & TIME
  The Hash will start at 7.30pm on Tuesday July 27th at VIA CIALDINI 74.
  The party will start after the hash at the same address.

 BOOZE (and food)
  There will be plenty of hash beer and wine available. There will also be a
  Balcony Barbecue so that you can eat between drinks.

 DIRECTIONS
  Its in Milan in the area of OSPEDALE MAGGIORE, get a map!!

 COST
  Since this is a hash affair the usual Lit 5000 run fee plus Lit 25000 to
  eat will apply.

 BOOKING
  So that we can get the quantities right for drinks and food, please book by
  return E Mail, or directly with Fabio on 02 8466821 (you can leave a message)

 RUBBLE
  The RA's current wife substitute, (don't hit me please Short Cut) has pointed
  out that the aforementioned new "House" is in fact not built yet. This means
  that there are no:
    Lights
    Floors
    Furniture
    Other amenities (but there is a basic bog)
    (is this a trend ...wedding party with no bride, house party with no house???)

 In order to remedy these minor deficiencies everyone is asked to bring their
 own folding CHAIR!  This is not a joke, if you want to sit, bring a chair, as
 for the other missing facilities, we'll just have to make do............

 YANKEE GO HOME!!
  Since the object of the party is to make sure that "Sparky Car Park" really
  does leave he is allowed to come to his farewell party only on condition that
  he brings his passport and a one-way ticket home and presents same at door.
  This is in case of a repeat of the incident at the communist festival last
  week when he was found wandering the streets of Milan at 3 am the next
  morning, unable to find his way home.

 Don't worry Sparky, THE HASH WILL GET YOU TO THE AIRPORT!!

 ON ON

 Bwana/ Fabulous
 In o

 


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