Royal Milan & Bordighera H³ NewsletterJanuary 22, 1998 |
From: Duff Robin <rmd@msoft.it> Date: Thu 22 Jan 1998 13:52:27 +0000 Subject: #759, 760, 761 Friday 23 Jan'98 Scotland under 21 Vs Italy under 21 at Treviso. Saturday 24 Jan'98 Scotland Vs Italy at Treviso. #759 Monday 26 Jan'98 Burns Haggis Hash at 7:30 pm from Ristorante / Pizzeria S.Giorgio, Piazza Insubria 7, MI. Run fee lit.5,000. Eating there after. See the biggest flying pizza in Italy. #760 Saturday 31 Jan'98 Ski-Hash around 3:30 pm from the car-park 100 metres up the road from Hotels Couronne / Daho, Argentiere. Pre-Hash Aperitivi in The Office. Post-Hash Vin brule bath in the circle. Saturday 7 Feb'98 Scotland vs Ireland, Landsdown Road, Dublin. Bwana, Rough Knight, Paint Stripper and Tonedeaf going. Anyone got any stand tickets for sale? Contact Tonedeaf ASAP. #761 Monday 9 Feb'98 Gispert Memorial Hash at 7:30 pm from Ristorante da Samson, Via Melzo 28, MI. Run fee Lit 5,000. Finger food there after. Hare Bwana. Regarding subsequent runs, Hares required :- Sunday 15/2 Hares & venue required Love Hash Monday 23/2 Hares & venue required Sunday 1/3 Hares & venue required St. David's Daffodill Hash / Eisteddfod Monday 9/3 Hares & venue required International Women's Hash Sunday 15/3 Hares & venue required St. Pat's/Guiness Hash Monday 23/3 Hares & venue required Sunday 29/3 Hares & venue required Monday 6/4 Hares & venue required *) Monday 13/4 Hares & venue required *) rearanged to avoid Easter weekend=20 Sunday 19/4 Hares & venue required *) and Sunday run before Bibione Monday 27/4 Hares & venue required *) 30/4 - 3/5 Bibione '98 Simon "Safe SoX" Brickle, trail Master sbrickle@poboxes.com 02-4120797 Home 02-43887948 Work 0347-4325214 Cellular ...................................................................... Location: Greenland Date: 18 January 1998 Hares: Paint Job & Stevie Blunder Scribe: RoughKnight After a three hour tour through Lapland, our convoy of three cars finally made it to Greenland. We were extremely grateful to the Hares, Paint Job and Stevie Blunder for the helpful, clear and concise directions they had complied for us - "follow the signs for Greenland.......". We all had several attempts at navigation - me, then Flight 69, then me again. Fabulous and Short Cut (assisted by No Grappa) declined to be a part of this jolly Sunday morning game - they did however offer us some interesting hand gestures to compensate. On arrival there seemed to be a lack of Hashers - I imagine they are still, today, driving around Solero looking for the signs to Greenland. We all exchanged Christmas stories, displayed new Christmas tracksuits, gear, cars, etc., then we set about killing the Hares. When that was done we headed off on the trail. First check - most people stood about chatting, drinking, etc. and after ten minutes or so Tonedeaf found the trail (assisted in part by Ribena). Freddie seemed to be somewhat depressed today - I think Stevie Blunder had broken the news to him that Bwana had returned as GM and his short reign was over. We headed up the road and to the second check where No Grappa (I think) found the trail. The pack were still together at this stage and later up the path Bwana and Fabulous had an impromptu song stop while jumping up and down on matresses (boys will be boys). Tonedeaf lead us down through some woods where we reached a small river to cross. Bwana, Tonedeaf, me and Ribena all bounded (perhaps an exaggeration) across only to be called back by Sparky who had found the right trail. Tonedeaf choose to ignore this and continued on his merry way.............. We were led into an open field area and found Mary Poppins wandering around. On being approached his only words were "Oh Shit - wrong team". We ended up at the road and Bwana was getting all excited as us three girlies had ended up leading the pack up a false trial - has he never before witnessed such an event? Anyway, White Fang, No Grappa and me choose to ignore his silly mutterings. We went on through the woods and by this time I had not seen the walkers for a good hour - Paint Job had disappeared with them. We reached a song stop (having been reunited with Tonedeaf in the meantime) and tried to sing on the trailer which the hares had provided. Sparky and Tonedeaf tried to wipe out half the Mis-Management Committee (another coup??) by interfering with the trailer. Things went from bad to worse and the boys found lots of puddles of dirty water. You can imagine the outcome - three grown men running down the road jumping into puddles to splash each other (and I have been assured that they do have normal day jobs). Stevie Blunder and Mary Poppins chose to hang back with us lassies. The beer was near and we arrived at the wagon (which has been extended and painted grey). The bad news was that we had an injury - Gail had twisted her ankle and was out of action. We did our best to keep her morale up by feeding her copious amounts of brandy and singing "Every day's a= Wednesday" - she now looked happier. I have heard from Ellen that Ariel has now taken to chanting "Every day's a Wednesday" when walking through the park with Sparky - just wait until she starts this in school and the teacher asks the meaning of this strange chant! Anyway, walkers and runners were once again together - Iron Bum had her crowd under control, assisted by Flight 69. = Mary Poppins looked relieved to be back with his fellow walkers, Ribena was doing jumping tricks and Freddie was beginning to look brighter. After the beer stop, we took a delightful, muddy path and soon reached the ON-IN. We headed back past the fun fair and then we started to spot them... soon the numbers got more and more - we were in the minority.....packs of Barbour jackets, small pretty dogs, gooey couples, immaculate children, noses with a bad smell under them.........the only sound that we could make out was "Tedesci....si, sono Tedesci". The Milanese had landed. Fabio went into an immediate depression and declared that the circle be held right in the middle of the road - no compromise. We statred the circle and Italian mothers rushed to usher their sprogs away and protect them from us. The Hares were suitable punnished - Mary Poppins for being on the wrong team, No Grappa got the chicken award, Iron Bum, Bwana - new car, Cheesey Dick for finding Greenland, Tonedeaf got one I'm sure, visitors Shriley and our Rome Hasher Cristina got, and there were others. We got to the restaurant to meet up with our friends from Geneva/Leman. Every one had fun breaking their teeth on the winkles. The grub was good. Lorenzo was once again our entertainer with his guitar, blended in with the old classics like "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me". All in all a good day. ON-ON Rough Knight ............................................................................ Folks, this invites your local pack to run from Pescara to Rome. Date will be the weekend of either May 16 or 23 (tbc). The plan is to start from Pescara on a Friday afternoon, and to arrive in Rome on a Saturday evening. Rome H3 have kindly offered to support the event from their side with a location that fits the generic hasher's partying needs on an average Saturday night. So far, the plan is to arrive - basta. We are thinking of a bus that carries the goodies (water, more water, a single video with Italian game shows, etc.) and to have one or two participants run at a time, for a few kilometers (2-10). The distance is somewhat around 250 km. We consider 10 runners to be the absolute minimum. However, I'm sure that 20 or more should be within reach. In case that there is a lot of interest we can also think of the formation of competitive teams. In that case, however, the logistic challenge would be considerable....think of explaining this to the carabinieri... So far I am only sharing this within Italy, but as soon as the date is fixed I'll hang it on the global boards. OnOn! Narcoleptic GM, Adriatic H3 Contact Tonedeaf ...................................................................... Here is a message From: Madame RoyalFlush SCH3 : Subject : paris hhh ball 21/02/98 at 19h30 FEBRUARY - HASH BALL (SCHHH & PHHH) - ROYAL FLUSH ORGANISING River cruise along Seine (2h30) with Brazilian orchestra, dancing, until 2h00 aperitif, 3 course dinner, wine and champagne. Cost: hashers FRF 350 Please contact Nathalie Grall "Royal Flush" tel: 01.46.99.21.05 (W) or by email: FRAWAF@MAERSK.COM evening dress ....!!! deadline : 29/01/98 with cheque Contact Tonedeaf
 
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